Parents to a college watchman:

"Is this college good..?"

Watchman: "Probably the best.
I did my MBA here
& immediate got d placement.

Funny.

And all too often true.

I did get this joke off www.ajokeaday.com/ChisteAlAzar.asp

“Hey, you!” yelled the ranger to the small child. “Can’t you read that sign?
No fishing in this river.”
“I’m not fishing,” came the perky reply. “I’m teaching my worm how to swim!”

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.

Now that is a FUNNY something!

I say this because I live in a college town(tallahassee-FSU/FAMU).

Roger
Keep them coming!

Very funny...makes my mind relax sometimes

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

A person 2 salesman, "I want pink curtains 4 my computer."
Salesman, "But computer doesn't need curtains.
A person, "I HAVE WINDOWS INSTALLED.

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.

"Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

One day the school principal was talking to Little Johnny's teacher about his behavior, when all of a sudden Johnny comes running down the hallway. The principal stops Johnny and asks him, why are you running? Little Johnny says; I’m keeping two kids from fighting, sir. Who? ask the principal. Me and the kid chasing me; and off he went.

A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon." Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying, "Uh-oh ... I know what you've been doing."

Cool and very entertaining indeed! More more more...

very nice post thanks for sharing. I like it very much.

very nice joke thanks for sharing. I like it.

Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"

very nice joke thanks for sharing i like this song very much.